49ers
Thrice-Told Preseason Tales
Updates, corrections, additions and regurgitations of recurring storylines from an endless NFL summer.
Giants
Ravens
Preseason Slaughteration
The Rams dominate, the Lions find some edge rushers, the Eagles are the only team with offensive linemen to spare, and Kenneth Walker dances on the ceiling.
Commanders
Meet Over-30 Singles Near Ashburn, Virginia!
The Commanders don't trust anyone under 30. John Harbaugh shares some specious statistics. The NFC North keeps passing around the same edge rushers. And more!
Eagles
The Skeptic's NFL Training Camp Guide: NFC East
Laugh at the Cowboys. Psychoanalyze the Eagles. Roll your eyes at the Giants. And fetch the Commanders a quilt and a cup of weak tea.
Browns
Obligatory, Perfunctory A.J. Brown and Myles Garrett Trade Analysis.
This is just boilerplate Myles Garrett and A.J. Brown trade analysis. You really don't have to read it. It's not very inspired. I am deeply sorry if you are unimpressed. No refunds.
Jets
Kickers, Guns and Weddings
Dak Prescott's teammate gets married! Les Snead "notices" Trent McDuffie! The 49ers sign a dual-wielder to their secondary full of hotheads! And the Giants swap out one bunch of silly kickers for another.
Giants
New York Giants Offseason Preview
John Harbaugh is here to chew bubblegum and rattle cages. But Todd Monken took the bubblegum with him to Cleveland.
Seahawks
Trevor Lawrence Stinks, and Other Truth Bombs
Including the collapse of the Packers offense, some stunning Sam Darnold stats and the Legend of Lord Emoknickers.
Mailbag
Giants, Saints & Titans Masochism (Mailbag Part 1)
Is Brian Daboll toast? Is Brian Callahan the new Rich Kotite? Has the Too Deep Zone run out of Saints salary cap jokes? The answer to these questions and more in Part 1 of Week 4 Mailbag.
Bengals
Steering Into the Stats
Dropped passes, blown blocks, and other secrets lurking in the Week 1 database. Plus an unhinged rant about a fake tight end.
Colts
Closing Arguments: The Stinky-Poo Teams
How bad will bad be in 2025? The Saints, Browns and other bottom-feeders are about to find out.
Caleb Williams
Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams, BFF, TLA, OMG
The teaser trailer of the latest Bears reboot dropped on Sunday night. Fans are excited.