End-of-Preseason Double Bass Drum Solo!!!

Aaron Donald returns! But Walkthrough has Tyler Shough, Sauce Gardner, the Commanders and double-bass drum pedals on the brain.

Thrice-Told Preseason Tales

Updates, corrections, additions and regurgitations of recurring storylines from an endless NFL summer.

They Finally Built the Factory of Sadness from the Sci-Fi Classic "Never Build the Factory of Sadness."

Browns. Deshaun Watson. Exasperated shrug.

Preseason Slaughteration

The Rams dominate, the Lions find some edge rushers, the Eagles are the only team with offensive linemen to spare, and Kenneth Walker dances on the ceiling.

Meet Over-30 Singles Near Ashburn, Virginia!

The Commanders don't trust anyone under 30. John Harbaugh shares some specious statistics. The NFC North keeps passing around the same edge rushers. And more!

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly & The Falcons

Sean McVay laces up Ty Simpson’s cleats for the rookie’s NFL debut. Jaxson Dart finds concussion protocols "puzzling." Davis Webb gets canonized by the Denver media. And the Falcons … the poor, poor Falcons.

Third-String Quarterbackapalooza

What do Carson Beck, Cade Klubnik, Jack Strand and Joe Fagnano have in common? This weekend is THEIR TIME.

Quarterback Slopetitions

The Browns, Falcons and Vikings illustrate the old adage: "if you have two QBs, it means you are totally boned."

Camp Notes for Sickos

Training camp fights, deluges, visits from Hall of Famers and acronyms, from GOTI to SWERM, with some W.A.S.P. sprinkled in.

Crossroads Wide Receiver Season

Keon Coleman -- and the WRs picked ahead of him in the 2024 draft -- all found themselves in the headlines and at the crossroads as NFL training camps kicked off.

The Skeptic's NFL Training Camp Guide: NFC West

The Rams and Seahawks may be the two best teams in the NFL. The 49ers are almost as good when healthy, which is never. And then there are the Cardinals, who are so bad that even the search engines have forgotten them.

The Skeptic's Guide to Training Camp: NFC North

How healthy is Rome Odunze? When will Micah Parsons return? Can the Lions rebuild their O-line? And when will Kevin O'Connell stop the Kyler Murray/J.J. McCarthy fight?