Newsletter
A Tale of Two Nussmeiers
LSU QB Garrett Nussmeier was sooo injured in 2025. How injured was he? Well, it depends on who you ask, and when.
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NFL Draft 2026
The Fridge Meets The Godfather: 2026 Draft Defensive Tackles
Meet the New Fridge, who is not the same as the Old Fridge, plus The Godfather, Big Citrus and other massive mounds of man meat.
Newsletter
Sledgehammers: 2026 NFL Draft Safeties
Ohio State's Caleb Downs leads an impressive group -- seriously! -- that includes tough guys like Emmanuel McNeil-Warren and smooth operators like Genesis Smith.
NFL Draft 2026
Appetizing Young Love for Sale: 2026 NFL Draft Running Backs
Come for Jeremiyah Love. Stay for exciting running back prospects like ... um ... well ... please come for Jeremiyah Love!
Mailbag
More Kvetching About An Awful Draft Class (Mailbag Part 2)
Why is this year's draft class so weak? Is draft coverage ruled by a herd mentality? Will the NFLPA survive the next contract negotiation cycle? Mailbag addresses some REALLY meaty topics.
Newsletter
DIVACON 5. (Mailbag Part 1)
This edition of Mailbag provides objective criteria for evaluating wide receiver tantrums AND what to look for in a sports bar. Also: which NFL player would make the best NHL goalie?
NFL Draft 2026
The Angry Forty Demigods
The 40-yard dash has been cursed by fickle deities. NFL draft prospects are now avoiding tracks and stopwatches as if they are whistling past a graveyard at midnight.
NFL Draft 2026
Anyway, Here's Drew Allar
The quest for a QB2 in the 2026 NFL draft will NOT be cancelled due to lack of interest.
Free agency 2026
AFC Free Agent Progress Reports
The Broncos finally found an offensive playmaker. The Ravens walked away from the Maxx Crosby pileup unscathed. The Raiders got better. The Dolphins got cheaper. The Jets? They just got older.
Free agency 2026
NFC Free Agent Progress Reports
The Rams are crushing it. The Cowboys are being normal for once. The 49ers are all over the place. A parent-teacher conference is requested for the Packers.
Free agency 2026
Malik of the Hundred Plays
A deep dive into the Malik Willis shallows, Groundhog Day for Lions fans, and the miraculous rebirth of the Browns offensive line.
Commanders
NFL Free Agency Phase IV: Fresh Out of Ideas
Thoughts on Kyler Murray, Osa Odighizuwa, Bradley Chubb, Keaton Mitchell and other second-tier stars of the Post-Maxx Crosby Cinematic Universe