The Skeptic's NFL Training Camp Guide: AFC South
C.J. Stroud has something to prove. The Colts have been stuck in neutral so long they think it's third gear. The Jaguars are the smartest guys in the room, at least when they're alone. The Titans have cool new uniforms.
Welcome to another installment of the Skeptic's Training Camp Guide, a preseason preview dedicated to angering the fanbases of all 32 teams. Today, we look at the NFL's answer to Conference USA.
Houston Texans
They’ll go undefeated if their defense can shut their opponent out AND score a touchdown every week.
Leadership Structure
DeMeco Ryans is the quintessential linebacker turned defensive coordinator turned head coach. He's the chieftain of the barbarian hordes on defense. His offensive coordinator is an unwatered ficus plant, and he likes it that way.
Quarterback
C.J. Stroud is the two-day old crabcake found in a Styrofoam box in the back of your refrigerator. He’s probably still good, right?
Offense
Nico Collins, David Montgomery for some reason, another typical Dumpster-dive offensive line, punt.
Defense
Run for your fucking life.
