Cowboys
Camp Notes for Sickos
Training camp fights, deluges, visits from Hall of Famers and acronyms, from GOTI to SWERM, with some W.A.S.P. sprinkled in.
Cowboys
Training camp fights, deluges, visits from Hall of Famers and acronyms, from GOTI to SWERM, with some W.A.S.P. sprinkled in.
Texans
C.J. Stroud has something to prove. The Colts have been stuck in neutral so long they think it's third gear. The Jaguars are the smartest guys in the room, at least when they're alone. The Titans have cool new uniforms.
Texans
C.J. Stroud's gonna turn things around. Nothing to worry about. Seriously, nothing. Why do you keep asking?
Walkthrough
The Bills make Aaron Rodgers regret his "triumphant" return. C.J. Stroud out-duels Gimpy Dimes. Matthew Stafford melts in the rain. Max Brosmer makes a fool out of Kevin O'Connell. And much more!
Bengals
What did training camp and the preseason tell us about the Texans', Broncos', Buccaneers' or other teams' chances of gate-crashing the Super Bowl conversation?
Kirk Cousins
Matthew Stafford's neck? The Texans offensive line? The Eagles cornerbacks? Nothing to worry about! Calm down! I'm not panicking: YOU'RE panicking.
Commanders
The Bills outlast the Ravens. Saquon Barkley runs wild in the snow. The Chiefs complete their heel turn. And the Commanders ... wait, the COMMANDERS???
Commanders
The Commanders upset the Buccaneers, the Ravens and Bills brace for a rematch, the Eagles clobber the Packers and Dora the Explorer trolls the Texans.
Broncos
Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen are seeking postseason redemption and validation (again) while a bunch of defense-first Neanderthals try to take them down before they reach Arrowhead Stadium.
Chiefs
The Vikings set themselves up for an epic season finale, Saquon Barkley tops 2,000 yards, the Buccaneers keep the NFC South interesting-ish, and the AFC ... is definitely a conference, too.
Broncos
A StatWatch tour of the NFL's invisible numbers finds the Vikings thriving on opponents' penalties, the Texans in a sack race and the Broncos enjoying (too) many happy returns.
Commanders
Step 1: Play in the NFC or AFC South. Step 2: Don't utterly stink. Step 3: Sweep your top rival. Step 4: Revel in your brief autumn window of relevance.