Browns
This is just boilerplate Myles Garrett and A.J. Brown trade analysis. You really don't have to read it. It's not very inspired. I am deeply sorry if you are unimpressed. No refunds.
Walkthrough
Thoughtful 2026 offseason previews for the Patriots and Seahawks or inveterate trolling by a miserable coot? Here at Too Deep Zone, you never have to choose.
Seahawks
Super Bowl LX. Patriots versus Seahawks. This time, just run the ball.
Colts
Plus thoughts on the Broncos, Panthers and Steelers. And (ugh) Falcons.
Jerry Jones
Can the Falcons, Steelers, Patriots or some other team on the fringe of the playoff conversation make a run this year?
Mailbag
Yes, there's Shedeur Sanders content, too. You keep asking for it. You keep getting it! Plus, the most "Iggles Fan" question ever asked.
Seahawks
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days -1 and 1 of consensual canoodling.
Jets
Bottom feeders feast on the corpse of the Lions, Mark Davis slips and calls Tom Brady "Dad," and Jerrah interviews whoever is nearby so he can go back to napping in his chair.
Patriots
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss?
Seahawks
In which your author, a consummate professional, saves all his whining about the Eagles loss until about 3,000 words in.
Patriots
A Too Deep Zone guest columnist with lots of insider connections explains why Bill Belichick is better and smarter than the league which shunned him.
Patriots
Bill Belichick was too hard. Jerod Mayo thinks the team is now too soft. Is Drake Maye just right?