49ers
Crossroads Wide Receiver Season
Keon Coleman -- and the WRs picked ahead of him in the 2024 draft -- all found themselves in the headlines and at the crossroads as NFL training camps kicked off.
Patriots
Patriots
The Skeptic's NFL Training Camp Guide: AFC East
Is Joe Brady ready for season-long pressure? How will the Patriots handle a harder schedule? Are the Dolphins a Packers farm system or an anime? And the Jets ... Why?
Browns
Obligatory, Perfunctory A.J. Brown and Myles Garrett Trade Analysis.
This is just boilerplate Myles Garrett and A.J. Brown trade analysis. You really don't have to read it. It's not very inspired. I am deeply sorry if you are unimpressed. No refunds.
Walkthrough
Patriots Fans are FREAKING OUT and the 2025 Seahawks Weren't THAT Good.
Thoughtful 2026 offseason previews for the Patriots and Seahawks or inveterate trolling by a miserable coot? Here at Too Deep Zone, you never have to choose.
Seahawks
Winter Warriors and Ghostbusters
Super Bowl LX. Patriots versus Seahawks. This time, just run the ball.
Colts
Revenge of the Angry Patriots & Colts Fans! (Mailbag, Part 1)
Plus thoughts on the Broncos, Panthers and Steelers. And (ugh) Falcons.
Jerry Jones
Closing Arguments: The Meh Teams
Can the Falcons, Steelers, Patriots or some other team on the fringe of the playoff conversation make a run this year?
Mailbag
Mailbag Part 1: George Pickens and the Usual Suspects
Yes, there's Shedeur Sanders content, too. You keep asking for it. You keep getting it! Plus, the most "Iggles Fan" question ever asked.
Seahawks
Free-Agency Foreplay Day 1: The Patriots Way is Overspending
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days -1 and 1 of consensual canoodling.
Jets
Failure Lubricates the Coaching Carousel
Bottom feeders feast on the corpse of the Lions, Mark Davis slips and calls Tom Brady "Dad," and Jerrah interviews whoever is nearby so he can go back to napping in his chair.
Patriots
Introducing Malibu Belichick ... Now With NEW Hat!
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss?
Seahawks
Michael Penix, Jayden Daniels and Other Babes in Toyland
In which your author, a consummate professional, saves all his whining about the Eagles loss until about 3,000 words in.