Patriots
Sex and the Sample Size
A tale of 1980s college misadventures, sampling errors, and ... Drake Maye?
Patriots
Patriots
Pardon Me, But Didn't You Used To Be Drake Maye?
Is Drake Maye suffering from The Curse of Tom Brady? Plus: Ravens-Cowboys drama from Rio, the Bills defeat their toughest enemy (themselves, of course), the Sunday night thriller and more!
Walkthrough
Which 1-1 Team is the Most "Mid"?
Patriots. Packers. Ravens. Jaguars. Broncos. Saints. Saints??? Yes, Saints. Walkthrough DARES to sort out all of the NFL's 1-1 teams.
49ers
Crossroads Wide Receiver Season
Keon Coleman -- and the WRs picked ahead of him in the 2024 draft -- all found themselves in the headlines and at the crossroads as NFL training camps kicked off.
Patriots
The Skeptic's NFL Training Camp Guide: AFC East
Is Joe Brady ready for season-long pressure? How will the Patriots handle a harder schedule? Are the Dolphins a Packers farm system or an anime? And the Jets ... Why?
Browns
Obligatory, Perfunctory A.J. Brown and Myles Garrett Trade Analysis.
This is just boilerplate Myles Garrett and A.J. Brown trade analysis. You really don't have to read it. It's not very inspired. I am deeply sorry if you are unimpressed. No refunds.
Walkthrough
Patriots Fans are FREAKING OUT and the 2025 Seahawks Weren't THAT Good.
Thoughtful 2026 offseason previews for the Patriots and Seahawks or inveterate trolling by a miserable coot? Here at Too Deep Zone, you never have to choose.
Seahawks
Winter Warriors and Ghostbusters
Super Bowl LX. Patriots versus Seahawks. This time, just run the ball.
Colts
Revenge of the Angry Patriots & Colts Fans! (Mailbag, Part 1)
Plus thoughts on the Broncos, Panthers and Steelers. And (ugh) Falcons.
Jerry Jones
Closing Arguments: The Meh Teams
Can the Falcons, Steelers, Patriots or some other team on the fringe of the playoff conversation make a run this year?
Mailbag
Mailbag Part 1: George Pickens and the Usual Suspects
Yes, there's Shedeur Sanders content, too. You keep asking for it. You keep getting it! Plus, the most "Iggles Fan" question ever asked.
Seahawks
Free-Agency Foreplay Day 1: The Patriots Way is Overspending
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days -1 and 1 of consensual canoodling.