Walkthrough
Patriots Fans are FREAKING OUT and the 2025 Seahawks Weren't THAT Good.
Thoughtful 2026 offseason previews for the Patriots and Seahawks or inveterate trolling by a miserable coot? Here at Too Deep Zone, you never have to choose.
Patriots
Seahawks
Winter Warriors and Ghostbusters
Super Bowl LX. Patriots versus Seahawks. This time, just run the ball.
Colts
Revenge of the Angry Patriots & Colts Fans! (Mailbag, Part 1)
Plus thoughts on the Broncos, Panthers and Steelers. And (ugh) Falcons.
Jerry Jones
Closing Arguments: The Meh Teams
Can the Falcons, Steelers, Patriots or some other team on the fringe of the playoff conversation make a run this year?
Mailbag
Mailbag Part 1: George Pickens and the Usual Suspects
Yes, there's Shedeur Sanders content, too. You keep asking for it. You keep getting it! Plus, the most "Iggles Fan" question ever asked.
Seahawks
Free-Agency Foreplay Day 1: The Patriots Way is Overspending
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days -1 and 1 of consensual canoodling.
Jets
Failure Lubricates the Coaching Carousel
Bottom feeders feast on the corpse of the Lions, Mark Davis slips and calls Tom Brady "Dad," and Jerrah interviews whoever is nearby so he can go back to napping in his chair.
Patriots
Introducing Malibu Belichick ... Now With NEW Hat!
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss?
Seahawks
Michael Penix, Jayden Daniels and Other Babes in Toyland
In which your author, a consummate professional, saves all his whining about the Eagles loss until about 3,000 words in.
Patriots
Sickened By a League He's Too Good For, Bill Belichick Plans to Make the NFL Jealous
A Too Deep Zone guest columnist with lots of insider connections explains why Bill Belichick is better and smarter than the league which shunned him.
Patriots
TankWatch: New England Patriots
Bill Belichick was too hard. Jerod Mayo thinks the team is now too soft. Is Drake Maye just right?
Walkthrough
Quarterlambs to the Slaughter
Drake Maye, Spencer Rattler and other young QBs provide fresh meat for hungry defenders, the Lions win a blowout but lose Aidan Hutchinson, and much more in this Week 6 NFL Walkthrough.