Saints
NFC South Offseason Previews
The Panthers are "NFC South good," but not "really good." The Saints are out of cap hell and into cap purgatory. The Bucs are aging before our eyes. The Falcons are the Falcons.
Panthers
Colts
Closing Arguments: The Stinky-Poo Teams
How bad will bad be in 2025? The Saints, Browns and other bottom-feeders are about to find out.
Panthers
Five Signature Moments from Carolina Panthers History
Don't let the picture fool you! It's not all Cam, Cam, Cam! Other Panthers get their sliver of the spotlight as well.
Panthers
Cat Scratch Disbeliever
A deep dive into an "up and coming" team's stats reveals flags, dropped passes and a run defense so bad that it forces a narrative U-turn back to the 1987 replacement games.
Seahawks
Free-Agency Foreplay Day 1: The Patriots Way is Overspending
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days -1 and 1 of consensual canoodling.
Seahawks
Michael Penix, Jayden Daniels and Other Babes in Toyland
In which your author, a consummate professional, saves all his whining about the Eagles loss until about 3,000 words in.
Panthers
TankWatch: Carolina Panthers
Bryce Young has been benched. Now what?
All-Time Top Fives
Panthers All-Time Top 5 QBs: Making People Stupid
Re-contextualizing Cam Newton in retrospect, remembering the tumultuous Kerry Collins and satisfying that hankering for some fast-food chicken.
Bengals
NFL Free Agency Assessments, Part 1
Or, how I stopped worrying and learned to love the Kirk Cousins signing for both the Falcons and Vikings.
Commanders
Tampering Tuesday: TFW Even the Giants Look Down on You
The Brian Burns trade leaves the Panthers flatlining, while the Falcons double down on their Kirk Cousins investment and the Commanders sign ... everyone.