49ers
Get to Know Some Guys
Get to know Vikings return man Myles Price, Bills DT Deone Walker and other not-so-big names who have helped their teams start off hot.
Jaguars
Texans
The Skeptic's NFL Training Camp Guide: AFC South
C.J. Stroud has something to prove. The Colts have been stuck in neutral so long they think it's third gear. The Jaguars are the smartest guys in the room, at least when they're alone. The Titans have cool new uniforms.
Jaguars
Hunter X Hunter II: Revenge of the Sunk Cost Fallacy
The Jaguars plan to resume the Travis Hunter two-way experiment. It's a terrible idea, born more from James Gladstone's arrogance than from common sense.
Seahawks
Trevor Lawrence Stinks, and Other Truth Bombs
Including the collapse of the Packers offense, some stunning Sam Darnold stats and the Legend of Lord Emoknickers.
Bengals
Walkthrough: Sloppy Rematches, Silly Rivalries and Sweet Revenge
The Eagles are 2-0. The Chiefs are 0-2. The Lions are back. Joe Burrow is injured. Please overreact to all of these developments accordingly.
Jerry Jones
Closing Arguments: The Meh Teams
Can the Falcons, Steelers, Patriots or some other team on the fringe of the playoff conversation make a run this year?
Bengals
Hunter X Hunter
The two-way Travis Hunter experiment illustrates that the young Jaguars showrunners aren't afraid to think outside the box.
Kirk Cousins
If You Love Myles Garrett, Set Him Free
The 1st overall pick in the draft is up for grabs. Myles Garrett is not. Get more news from the Combine with the Too Deep Zone NFL Executive-to-Earthling Translator!
Raiders
All Smiles and Glory Holes: Coaching Carousel Wrap-Up
Secret liaisons, swapped-out sugar daddies and coaches with "good baggage" reveal the repressed Freudian undercarriage of the NFL's psyche.
Walkthrough
Last Chance Prospect Szn.
Walkthrough rounds up former first-round picks with something to prove, veteran defenders on rebuilding teams going ham, and quarterbacks who are doing just fine, nothing to worry about, really.
All-Time Top Fives
Jaguars All-Time Top 5 QBs: Is This The Bad Place?
A horror story with Jack Del Rio as the Grim Reaper, Trevor Lawrence as the Final Girl, and BOOORRRRRRRTLESSSSSSSSS!
Bengals
NFL Free Agency Assessments, Part 1
Or, how I stopped worrying and learned to love the Kirk Cousins signing for both the Falcons and Vikings.