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DIVACON 5. (Mailbag Part 1)

This edition of Mailbag provides objective criteria for evaluating wide receiver tantrums AND what to look for in a sports bar. Also: which NFL player would make the best NHL goalie?

NFL Draft 2026

The Angry Forty Demigods

The 40-yard dash has been cursed by fickle deities. NFL draft prospects are now avoiding tracks and stopwatches as if they are whistling past a graveyard at midnight.

NFL Draft 2026

Anyway, Here's Drew Allar

The quest for a QB2 in the 2026 NFL draft will NOT be cancelled due to lack of interest.

Free agency 2026

AFC Free Agent Progress Reports

The Broncos finally found an offensive playmaker. The Ravens walked away from the Maxx Crosby pileup unscathed. The Raiders got better. The Dolphins got cheaper. The Jets? They just got older.

Free agency 2026

NFC Free Agent Progress Reports

The Rams are crushing it. The Cowboys are being normal for once. The 49ers are all over the place. A parent-teacher conference is requested for the Packers.

Free agency 2026

Malik of the Hundred Plays

A deep dive into the Malik Willis shallows, Groundhog Day for Lions fans, and the miraculous rebirth of the Browns offensive line.

Commanders

NFL Free Agency Phase IV: Fresh Out of Ideas

Thoughts on Kyler Murray, Osa Odighizuwa, Bradley Chubb, Keaton Mitchell and other second-tier stars of the Post-Maxx Crosby Cinematic Universe

Raiders

As Faithful As Their Options

The Ravens-Crosby wedding is off. Such drama! Such scandal! But ... maybe all's well that ends well?

Jets

Tampertainment II: The Jetsening

Come wallow in the Jets' crapulence! Then stick around for some positive thoughts on the Seahawks and Jaguars before steering back into negativity to discuss the Packers.

Podcast

NFL Fireworks Factory Explodes: Free Agency Takeaways [PODCAST]

A recording from Mike Tanier and Matt Lombardo's live video

Free agency 2026

That's Tampertainment!

The NFL's pre-free agency period begins and ... OMG. The transactions keep happening. Why are they all being announced at once? SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!

Colts

The Storm Before the Storm

Too Deep Zone will NOT grade the Maxx Crosby, D.J. Moore and Trent McDuffie trades. Don't read this if you expect to see grades. Don't say you weren't warned.