Walkthrough
Patriots Fans are FREAKING OUT and the 2025 Seahawks Weren't THAT Good.
Thoughtful 2026 offseason previews for the Patriots and Seahawks or inveterate trolling by a miserable coot? Here at Too Deep Zone, you never have to choose.
Seahawks
Seahawks
Winter Warriors and Ghostbusters
Super Bowl LX. Patriots versus Seahawks. This time, just run the ball.
Seahawks
Trevor Lawrence Stinks, and Other Truth Bombs
Including the collapse of the Packers offense, some stunning Sam Darnold stats and the Legend of Lord Emoknickers.
Colts
Revenge of the Angry Patriots & Colts Fans! (Mailbag, Part 1)
Plus thoughts on the Broncos, Panthers and Steelers. And (ugh) Falcons.
Walkthrough
Walkthrough: It's All About The Journey, Man.
A Baker Mayfield-Sam Darnold shootout and a Daniel Jones-led Colts blowout highlight a Week 5 celebration of journeyman quarterbacks.
Seahawks
A Clip-'n'-Save 50+ Yard Field Goal Conversion Rate Chart
How much harder is a 59-yard field goal than a 53-yarder? Let's comb through three years of data to find out.
All-Time Top Fives
Seahawks All-Time Top 5 QBs: We Want the Ball
Russ, Jim Zorn, Matt Hasselbeck and others get a chance to cook in the final installment of the All-Time Top 5 QB series.
Seahawks
Free-Agency Foreplay Day 1: The Patriots Way is Overspending
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days -1 and 1 of consensual canoodling.
Seahawks
Howie Roseman's Delivery Service*
The Eagles lock down Saquon Barkley and Darius Slay, the Chiefs choose Trey Smith over Joe Thuney, and other notes from a frenetic NFL Wednesday.
Seahawks
Michael Penix, Jayden Daniels and Other Babes in Toyland
In which your author, a consummate professional, saves all his whining about the Eagles loss until about 3,000 words in.
Kirk Cousins
Patrick Mahomes and the Gospel of Intangibles
The Chiefs issue a Sunday night statement of faith. Plus: a Cousins Kirkcoming, the Seahawks claim the NFC West (for now) and a fool and his $3 million are nearly parted.
Seahawks
How The West Was Blargh.
A deep dive into the division no one wants to win, a look at the last days of Danny Dimes, a Cowboys-Commanders game that was entirely too silly, and Saquon, Saquon, Saquon!!!