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Patriots Fans are FREAKING OUT and the 2025 Seahawks Weren't THAT Good.
Thoughtful 2026 offseason previews for the Patriots and Seahawks or inveterate trolling by a miserable coot? Here at Too Deep Zone, you never have to choose.
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49ers
San Francisco 49ers Offseason Preview
The NFL's best injured reserve will try to find ways to stay healthy in 2026 and ... oh wait one dude already got shot nvm.
Rams
Los Angeles Rams Offseason Preview
The Rams have two first-round picks and tons of cap space? Unfair!
Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals Offseason Preview
Brace yourself for weeks of indifference, then a Kyler Murray trade, then months of irrelevance.
Vikings
Minnesota Vikings Offseason Preview
Shhhh. No one tell J.J. McCarthy what day OTAs start. Maybe he'll get the hint and not show up.
Saints
NFC South Offseason Previews
The Panthers are "NFC South good," but not "really good." The Saints are out of cap hell and into cap purgatory. The Bucs are aging before our eyes. The Falcons are the Falcons.
Micah Parsons
Green Bay Packers Offseason Preview
No first round pick. A defensive superstar who might not be healthy for the start of the season. A franchise stuck in Wild Card purgatory may discover that the only way out is down.
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The Greatest Team Ever That No One Saw Coming, Believed In or Cared That Much About
The 2025 Seahawks: a tale from the Dark Side.
Lions
Detroit Lions Offseason Preview
The team that used to have all the answers suddenly appears to be overwhelmed with questions.
Caleb Williams
Chicago Bears Offseason Preview
The next step can be a lulu for a sudden contender.
Commanders
Washington Commanders Offseason Preview
The oldest roster in the NFL is about to get much, much younger. It doesn't really have a choice.
Saquon Barkley
Philadelphia Eagles Offseason Preview
Nobody likes each other or wants to be here. Other than that, things are going swell.