Commanders
Closing Arguments: the Super Bowl Contenders
What did training camp and the preseason tell us about the Bills, Ravens, Lions, Eagles and other teams with serious Super Bowl aspirations?
Eagles
Caleb Williams
Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams, BFF, TLA, OMG
The teaser trailer of the latest Bears reboot dropped on Sunday night. Fans are excited.
Kirk Cousins
Everything's Gonna Be Just Fine.
Matthew Stafford's neck? The Texans offensive line? The Eagles cornerbacks? Nothing to worry about! Calm down! I'm not panicking: YOU'RE panicking.
Saquon Barkley
Five Signature Moments from Philadelphia Eagles History
Miracles, Specials, a few surprise choices, and lots of excuses to extend this segment to more than five moments.
All-Time Top Fives
The Greatest Eagles Quarterback Ever
The All-Time Top 5 QB series wraps up for real by looking at quarterbacks who moved up their team's lists in 2024, staring with Jalen Hurts.
Ravens
Why the Brock Purdy Contract Stinks
We've reached the the era of rational NFL spending, and it sucks.
Mailbag
Mailbag Part 1: George Pickens and the Usual Suspects
Yes, there's Shedeur Sanders content, too. You keep asking for it. You keep getting it! Plus, the most "Iggles Fan" question ever asked.
Seahawks
Free-Agency Foreplay Day 1: The Patriots Way is Overspending
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days -1 and 1 of consensual canoodling.
Seahawks
Howie Roseman's Delivery Service*
The Eagles lock down Saquon Barkley and Darius Slay, the Chiefs choose Trey Smith over Joe Thuney, and other notes from a frenetic NFL Wednesday.
Kirk Cousins
If You Love Myles Garrett, Set Him Free
The 1st overall pick in the draft is up for grabs. Myles Garrett is not. Get more news from the Combine with the Too Deep Zone NFL Executive-to-Earthling Translator!
Saquon Barkley
Jalen Hurts ... Hall of Famer??? (Mailbag Pt. 1)
No, Too Deep Zone has not been drinking Eagles Kool-Aid. Just lots of beer. Enough, perhaps, to flood Lincoln Financial Field.
Chiefs
Sploosh.
They're the Eagles. The f**king Eagles. No one likes them. They don't care. And they just obliterated a team most of you hate even more. Brace for some extreme homerism.