Cowboys
Camp Notes for Sickos
Training camp fights, deluges, visits from Hall of Famers and acronyms, from GOTI to SWERM, with some W.A.S.P. sprinkled in.
Cowboys
Eagles
The Skeptic's NFL Training Camp Guide: NFC East
Laugh at the Cowboys. Psychoanalyze the Eagles. Roll your eyes at the Giants. And fetch the Commanders a quilt and a cup of weak tea.
Jets
Kickers, Guns and Weddings
Dak Prescott's teammate gets married! Les Snead "notices" Trent McDuffie! The 49ers sign a dual-wielder to their secondary full of hotheads! And the Giants swap out one bunch of silly kickers for another.
Commanders
NFL Free Agency Phase IV: Fresh Out of Ideas
Thoughts on Kyler Murray, Osa Odighizuwa, Bradley Chubb, Keaton Mitchell and other second-tier stars of the Post-Maxx Crosby Cinematic Universe
Jerry Jones
Dallas Cowboys Offseason Preview
What will Jerry Jones do with George Pickens? Probably something very counterproductive and silly.
Cowboys
Saquon Barkley Pulls Out: A Thanksgiving Weekend Stat-tacular!
Also featuring Caleb Williams' low completion rate, the Chiefs' complicated slot rotation and SHOCKING Jordan Love statistics!
Walkthrough
Week 12 Walkthrough: The Eagles Stink, are Doomed, Should Fire Everyone, and Stink
Level-headed reactions to the Eagles meltdown in Dallas, Shedeur Sanders' performance in the Browns victory over the Raiders, and other Week 12 chaos.
Cowboys
Paper Bags, Therapy Sessions and Psychoses: a Mostly Eagles Mailbag
Part 2 of Week 9 NFL Mailbag finds Eagles fans once again on the counseling couch while Cowboys fans try to steer the attention back to their attention-craving team.
Seahawks
A Clip-'n'-Save 50+ Yard Field Goal Conversion Rate Chart
How much harder is a 59-yard field goal than a 53-yarder? Let's comb through three years of data to find out.
Caleb Williams
Walkthrough: For Realsies or Fraudzilla?
Invasion of the backup quarterbacks! Fourth-quarter blocked kickoff touchdowns! Stunning comebacks! Unlikely 3-0 teams! Cowboys humiliation! You can find it all here.
Jerry Jones
Closing Arguments: The Meh Teams
Can the Falcons, Steelers, Patriots or some other team on the fringe of the playoff conversation make a run this year?
Cowboys
The Best Backup Quarterback Is ...
There have been some drearier-than-usual backup QB battles and storylines around the NFL this preseason. What can we learn from them?