Eagles
The YAC-Backwards Eagles; Gen-13.
It's hard to gain negative-3 yards on short passes. The Eagles found a way. PLUS: 13 personnel stats from around the NFL!
Commanders
Rams
Aaron Donald: Good. Commanders: Bad. Ravens ... Confusing. (Mailbag Pt. 1)
What does Aaron Donald have in common with a 1980s television frontier reverend? Also: Ravens questions, more Commanders slander, worst-to-first predictions, and more!
Saints
End-of-Preseason Double Bass Drum Solo!!!
Aaron Donald returns! But Walkthrough has Tyler Shough, Sauce Gardner, the Commanders and double-bass drum pedals on the brain.
49ers
Thrice-Told Preseason Tales
Updates, corrections, additions and regurgitations of recurring storylines from an endless NFL summer.
Commanders
Meet Over-30 Singles Near Ashburn, Virginia!
The Commanders don't trust anyone under 30. John Harbaugh shares some specious statistics. The NFC North keeps passing around the same edge rushers. And more!
Cowboys
Camp Notes for Sickos
Training camp fights, deluges, visits from Hall of Famers and acronyms, from GOTI to SWERM, with some W.A.S.P. sprinkled in.
Eagles
The Skeptic's NFL Training Camp Guide: NFC East
Laugh at the Cowboys. Psychoanalyze the Eagles. Roll your eyes at the Giants. And fetch the Commanders a quilt and a cup of weak tea.
Commanders
NFL Free Agency Phase IV: Fresh Out of Ideas
Thoughts on Kyler Murray, Osa Odighizuwa, Bradley Chubb, Keaton Mitchell and other second-tier stars of the Post-Maxx Crosby Cinematic Universe
Commanders
Washington Commanders Offseason Preview
The oldest roster in the NFL is about to get much, much younger. It doesn't really have a choice.
Commanders
NFL Coaching Carousel Goes Pow!, Wham! Blough!
While teams and head coaching candidates continue speed dating, the spotlight shifts to the coordinator and executive carousels.
Commanders
Closing Arguments: the Super Bowl Contenders
What did training camp and the preseason tell us about the Bills, Ravens, Lions, Eagles and other teams with serious Super Bowl aspirations?
Commanders
Dark Side of the Moon
The Dolphins' 2025 plans have either come to naught or are half a page of scribbled lines. Plus: 49ers injuries and Coach Kingsbury's Holiday.