Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs Offseason Preview
From Travis Kelce to Trent McDuffie, lots of familiar faces could leave Kansas City in the next few weeks. Where does that leave Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes?
Chiefs
Walkthrough
Week 12 Walkthrough: The Eagles Stink, are Doomed, Should Fire Everyone, and Stink
Level-headed reactions to the Eagles meltdown in Dallas, Shedeur Sanders' performance in the Browns victory over the Raiders, and other Week 12 chaos.
Seahawks
A Clip-'n'-Save 50+ Yard Field Goal Conversion Rate Chart
How much harder is a 59-yard field goal than a 53-yarder? Let's comb through three years of data to find out.
Bengals
Walkthrough: Sloppy Rematches, Silly Rivalries and Sweet Revenge
The Eagles are 2-0. The Chiefs are 0-2. The Lions are back. Joe Burrow is injured. Please overreact to all of these developments accordingly.
Commanders
Closing Arguments: the Super Bowl Contenders
What did training camp and the preseason tell us about the Bills, Ravens, Lions, Eagles and other teams with serious Super Bowl aspirations?
Seahawks
Howie Roseman's Delivery Service*
The Eagles lock down Saquon Barkley and Darius Slay, the Chiefs choose Trey Smith over Joe Thuney, and other notes from a frenetic NFL Wednesday.
aaron rodgers
The 2024 NFL Bulls**t Index
Featuring the Kelce Brothers, Aaron Rodgers, Sam Darnold, Genie Bouchard and Mama Rose but NOT Jerry Jones or the Cowboys. I swear!
Chiefs
Sploosh.
They're the Eagles. The f**king Eagles. No one likes them. They don't care. And they just obliterated a team most of you hate even more. Brace for some extreme homerism.
Commanders
Metaphysical Musings on Super Bowl LVII, Episode II: Super Bowl LIX
The Eagles vanquished their inner demons. The Chiefs' Death Star blew up Ice Planet Buffalo again. Get ready for the sequel/reboot/rematch that most of the NFL world really wasn't clamoring for.
Commanders
Informative, Interesting, Relevant Statistics (For Once)!
The Commanders' supersonic offense, the Bills' hoplite tactics, Zack Baun slams the screen shut, and ... a Chiefs penalty advantage SMOKING GUN!?!?!?!?!?!?
Commanders
Ice Station Allen and the Saquon Sleighride
The Bills outlast the Ravens. Saquon Barkley runs wild in the snow. The Chiefs complete their heel turn. And the Commanders ... wait, the COMMANDERS???
Broncos
Round Up the Usual Suspects: Jumbo AFC Playoff Preview
Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen are seeking postseason redemption and validation (again) while a bunch of defense-first Neanderthals try to take them down before they reach Arrowhead Stadium.