Chiefs
Sploosh.
They're the Eagles. The f**king Eagles. No one likes them. They don't care. And they just obliterated a team most of you hate even more. Brace for some extreme homerism.
Super Bowl
Super Bowl
Having Run Out of Better Ideas, I Write About Super Bowl LIX
Featuring the EXCLUSIVE, DARING Super Bowl prediction I dreamed up over a complimentary hotel breakfast.
Super Bowl
The Greatest Sandwich Ever Told
Muffuletta. If you know, you know.
Super Bowl
Super Bowl Memories Parts I and II
Drunken roller coaster rides, power outages, Philly Specials, stealing a colleagues wallet and other Super Bowl memories. (An encore presentation.)
Commanders
Metaphysical Musings on Super Bowl LVII, Episode II: Super Bowl LIX
The Eagles vanquished their inner demons. The Chiefs' Death Star blew up Ice Planet Buffalo again. Get ready for the sequel/reboot/rematch that most of the NFL world really wasn't clamoring for.