Broncos
Wild Frogs, Starbucks Brawls and Duck Tales: the 2025 NFL Combine Forty Awards!
Anyone can tell you who ran the best 40. Only Too Deep Zone spotlights the Best Tattoo, Best Bling, Worst Drip and Dumbest Conversation About Ducks.
Newsletter
Kirk Cousins
If You Love Myles Garrett, Set Him Free
The 1st overall pick in the draft is up for grabs. Myles Garrett is not. Get more news from the Combine with the Too Deep Zone NFL Executive-to-Earthling Translator!
NFL Draft 2025
The Ghost of Joel Buchsbaum
Thoughts on Abdul Carter, Jaxson Dart, Aeneas Peebles and the very nature of draft coverage itself.
Chargers
Sex, Lies and Video Games (Mailbag Pt. 3)
Saucy insider secrets, Chargers and Falcons musings, red zone stats, a (brief) foray into politics, Civilization reviews and memories, and more.
aaron rodgers
How Will Aaron Rodgers Cope With Irrelevance? (Mailbag Pt. 2)
Post-football career advice for Rodgers, free agent quarterback rankings, and even La Rosa de Guadalupe cannot stop the Jets from falling down flights of stairs.
Saquon Barkley
Jalen Hurts ... Hall of Famer??? (Mailbag Pt. 1)
No, Too Deep Zone has not been drinking Eagles Kool-Aid. Just lots of beer. Enough, perhaps, to flood Lincoln Financial Field.
aaron rodgers
The 2024 NFL Bulls**t Index
Featuring the Kelce Brothers, Aaron Rodgers, Sam Darnold, Genie Bouchard and Mama Rose but NOT Jerry Jones or the Cowboys. I swear!
Chiefs
Sploosh.
They're the Eagles. The f**king Eagles. No one likes them. They don't care. And they just obliterated a team most of you hate even more. Brace for some extreme homerism.
Super Bowl
Having Run Out of Better Ideas, I Write About Super Bowl LIX
Featuring the EXCLUSIVE, DARING Super Bowl prediction I dreamed up over a complimentary hotel breakfast.
Super Bowl
The Greatest Sandwich Ever Told
Muffuletta. If you know, you know.
Newsletter
There is No Wednesday Super Bowl Feature
Today's column about Tuesday's Eagles and Chiefs press conferences has been cancelled due to undistinguished journalism.
Newsletter
Butker Shrugged
Harrison Butker's Super Bowl Opening Night press conference was light on sociopolitical fireworks. Except for one cherry bomb.