Chargers
Sex, Lies and Video Games (Mailbag Pt. 3)
Saucy insider secrets, Chargers and Falcons musings, red zone stats, a (brief) foray into politics, Civilization reviews and memories, and more.
Falcons
Seahawks
Michael Penix, Jayden Daniels and Other Babes in Toyland
In which your author, a consummate professional, saves all his whining about the Eagles loss until about 3,000 words in.
aaron rodgers
May This Be My Last Aaron Rodgers Headline
It won't be. But Rodgers and the Jets sunk to a new low on Sunday. Also: an Eagles-Ravens breakdown, some Turkey Day leftovers and the Justin Herbert/Kirk Cousins Hobby Horse Bowl.
Bengals
The Epic Two-Month, 13-team NFL Battle for Seventh Place
Teams like the Bengals, Dolphins, Buccaneers, Colts, Packers and more are scrambling for a handful of remaining playoff slots. Find out who has the edge.
Walkthrough
The Falcons May Be a Supe... Suprr ... I Cannot Bear to type It.
Falcons respect, Cowboys roasting, breakdowns of the Ravens/Bills wins, and why Nick Sirianni has zucchini for brains.
Commanders
How to Clinch a Division Before Halloween Without Really Trying.
Step 1: Play in the NFC or AFC South. Step 2: Don't utterly stink. Step 3: Sweep your top rival. Step 4: Revel in your brief autumn window of relevance.
Kirk Cousins
Kirk, Corked
StatWatch gets you ready for Week 2 with Titans blown blocks, Bengals missed tackles and the Incredible Disappearing Kirk Cousins Play-Action Package.
Walkthrough
Dak v. Deshaun: Dawn of Kismet
Walkthrough weighs in on A Tale of Two Quarter-Billion-Dollar QBs, gets physical with the Rams and Bears, summarizes the rookie QBs and braces for another Falcons season. Plus Week 1 Awards and more!
Chiefs
Tales from the Bubble
A roundup of fading prospects, practice squad hopefuls and cancer survivors battling for NFL roster spots as the preseason comes to a close.
All-Time Top Fives
Falcons All-Time Top 5 QBs: Matty Ice, Ron Mexico and Peachtree Bart
Plus, a quarterback who was briefly "better than John Elway" and another who could have been ...
Cowboys
Eagles Erotica, Atlanta Fail-cons: NFC Draft Assessments
Also: the Cowboys avoid RBs, the Bears get weird on Day Three, and the Brandon Aiyuk hostage situation continues.
Bengals
NFL Free Agency Assessments, Part 1
Or, how I stopped worrying and learned to love the Kirk Cousins signing for both the Falcons and Vikings.