Commanders
How to Clinch a Division Before Halloween Without Really Trying.
Step 1: Play in the NFC or AFC South. Step 2: Don't utterly stink. Step 3: Sweep your top rival. Step 4: Revel in your brief autumn window of relevance.
Falcons
Kirk Cousins
Kirk, Corked
StatWatch gets you ready for Week 2 with Titans blown blocks, Bengals missed tackles and the Incredible Disappearing Kirk Cousins Play-Action Package.
Walkthrough
Dak v. Deshaun: Dawn of Kismet
Walkthrough weighs in on A Tale of Two Quarter-Billion-Dollar QBs, gets physical with the Rams and Bears, summarizes the rookie QBs and braces for another Falcons season. Plus Week 1 Awards and more!
Chiefs
Tales from the Bubble
A roundup of fading prospects, practice squad hopefuls and cancer survivors battling for NFL roster spots as the preseason comes to a close.
All-Time Top Fives
Falcons All-Time Top 5 QBs: Matty Ice, Ron Mexico and Peachtree Bart
Plus, a quarterback who was briefly "better than John Elway" and another who could have been ...
Cowboys
Eagles Erotica, Atlanta Fail-cons: NFC Draft Assessments
Also: the Cowboys avoid RBs, the Bears get weird on Day Three, and the Brandon Aiyuk hostage situation continues.
Bengals
NFL Free Agency Assessments, Part 1
Or, how I stopped worrying and learned to love the Kirk Cousins signing for both the Falcons and Vikings.
Commanders
Tampering Tuesday: TFW Even the Giants Look Down on You
The Brian Burns trade leaves the Panthers flatlining, while the Falcons double down on their Kirk Cousins investment and the Commanders sign ... everyone.
Kirk Cousins
Tampering Monday: Kirk Cousins and the Factory of Blandness
A recap of NFL pre-agency Monday featuring Cousins, Saquon Barkley, Russell Wilson and other usual suspects.