Colts
The Storm Before the Storm
Too Deep Zone will NOT grade the Maxx Crosby, D.J. Moore and Trent McDuffie trades. Don't read this if you expect to see grades. Don't say you weren't warned.
Bears
Caleb Williams
Chicago Bears Offseason Preview
The next step can be a lulu for a sudden contender.
Caleb Williams
Much Better But Still Not Very Good: The 2025 Caleb Williams Story
The Bears are on a hot streak. So why aren't we hearing Hosannas about Caleb Williams? (Studies stats.) (Watches film.) Oh. Ohhhhhhhh.
Caleb Williams
Walkthrough: For Realsies or Fraudzilla?
Invasion of the backup quarterbacks! Fourth-quarter blocked kickoff touchdowns! Stunning comebacks! Unlikely 3-0 teams! Cowboys humiliation! You can find it all here.
Bengals
Walkthrough: Sloppy Rematches, Silly Rivalries and Sweet Revenge
The Eagles are 2-0. The Chiefs are 0-2. The Lions are back. Joe Burrow is injured. Please overreact to all of these developments accordingly.
Caleb Williams
When Goofus Met Gallant
J.J. McCarthy looked like a Very Vikings Quarterback in his NFL debut. Caleb Williams looked better than last year ... but still not good enough.
Caleb Williams
Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams, BFF, TLA, OMG
The teaser trailer of the latest Bears reboot dropped on Sunday night. Fans are excited.
Bears
Five Signature Moments from Chicago Bears History
Devin Hester, The Fridge and the Monsters of the Midway ride again!
Seahawks
Free-Agency Foreplay Day 1: The Patriots Way is Overspending
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days -1 and 1 of consensual canoodling.
Jets
Failure Lubricates the Coaching Carousel
Bottom feeders feast on the corpse of the Lions, Mark Davis slips and calls Tom Brady "Dad," and Jerrah interviews whoever is nearby so he can go back to napping in his chair.
Mailbag
There's No Plan and It Wouldn't Work Anyway (Mailbag Pt. 1)
Stopping Derrick Henry, rescuing the Steelers from the Infinite Treadmill, riding the coaching carousel, contextualizing Justin Herbert, and much more.
Mailbag
Unrelenting Skepticism About Everything: Mailbag, Part II
Daniel Jones, the Bengals, the Patriots offensive line, Caleb Williams double-clutching, Dolphins bull***t, Chiefs officiating and other reasons to abandon all hope. Please like and subscribe!