aaron rodgers
How Will Aaron Rodgers Cope With Irrelevance? (Mailbag Pt. 2)
Post-football career advice for Rodgers, free agent quarterback rankings, and even La Rosa de Guadalupe cannot stop the Jets from falling down flights of stairs.
Mike Tanier
Saquon Barkley
Jalen Hurts ... Hall of Famer??? (Mailbag Pt. 1)
No, Too Deep Zone has not been drinking Eagles Kool-Aid. Just lots of beer. Enough, perhaps, to flood Lincoln Financial Field.
aaron rodgers
The 2024 NFL Bulls**t Index
Featuring the Kelce Brothers, Aaron Rodgers, Sam Darnold, Genie Bouchard and Mama Rose but NOT Jerry Jones or the Cowboys. I swear!
Chiefs
Sploosh.
They're the Eagles. The f**king Eagles. No one likes them. They don't care. And they just obliterated a team most of you hate even more. Brace for some extreme homerism.
Super Bowl
Having Run Out of Better Ideas, I Write About Super Bowl LIX
Featuring the EXCLUSIVE, DARING Super Bowl prediction I dreamed up over a complimentary hotel breakfast.
Super Bowl
The Greatest Sandwich Ever Told
Muffuletta. If you know, you know.
Newsletter
There is No Wednesday Super Bowl Feature
Today's column about Tuesday's Eagles and Chiefs press conferences has been cancelled due to undistinguished journalism.
Newsletter
Butker Shrugged
Harrison Butker's Super Bowl Opening Night press conference was light on sociopolitical fireworks. Except for one cherry bomb.
Super Bowl
Super Bowl Memories Parts I and II
Drunken roller coaster rides, power outages, Philly Specials, stealing a colleagues wallet and other Super Bowl memories. (An encore presentation.)
Raiders
All Smiles and Glory Holes: Coaching Carousel Wrap-Up
Secret liaisons, swapped-out sugar daddies and coaches with "good baggage" reveal the repressed Freudian undercarriage of the NFL's psyche.
Giants
Eli Manning and the Pro Football Hall of Chaos
I spoke to a half-dozen Pro Football Hall of Fame voters before the selection committee meeting, and they told me ...
Commanders
Metaphysical Musings on Super Bowl LVII, Episode II: Super Bowl LIX
The Eagles vanquished their inner demons. The Chiefs' Death Star blew up Ice Planet Buffalo again. Get ready for the sequel/reboot/rematch that most of the NFL world really wasn't clamoring for.