Broncos
Vikings Penaltyhalla, Texans Sackapalooza
A StatWatch tour of the NFL's invisible numbers finds the Vikings thriving on opponents' penalties, the Texans in a sack race and the Broncos enjoying (too) many happy returns.
Vikings
Cowboys
Lions, Vikings, Ravens, Puppies, Kittens, Babies and Vibes
The Lions pass rush is in deep doo-doo. The Ravens are unstoppable in the trenches. Amari Cooper is 100% Deshaun free. And the NFC vibes remain ... strange.
Commanders
Why Does the Associated Press Hate Damar Hamlin?
PropWatch explores the unintended consequences of the Comeback Player of the Year guidelines and takes issue with "the MVP conversation."
Walkthrough
Ghost Hunters International
Sam Darnold exorcises his demons, Lamar Jackson engineers a comeback, the Texans avoid penalties (for half an hour) and the 49ers are overcome by adversity (again) in this Week 5 NFL Walkthrough!
Ravens
False Start, Houston Texans. Repeat Ad Nauseum.
StatWatch looks at the rise in motion and shift penalties around the NFL and what impact penalties are having on the Texans, Ravens, Dolphins and other teams.
Chiefs
Witch Too Anne Dough Team Czar Four Eel?
Read the headline aloud! A rogue's gallery of welterweights have started the season 2-0. Walkthrough is here to set some realistic expectations for everyone from the Vikings to the Chargers.
Seahawks
Undefeated. And it Feels So Brief.
Chargers fullbacks, Seahawks safeties, the Kuppization of Chris Godwin and other tales from less-than-likely 1-0 teams.
Chiefs
Tales from the Bubble
A roundup of fading prospects, practice squad hopefuls and cancer survivors battling for NFL roster spots as the preseason comes to a close.
Walkthrough
Calling the QB Races; Circling the Giants Drain; the Splendiferous Caleb Williams
Walkthrough predicts the winners of the Raiders/Broncos/other quarterback competitions while debating the merits of preseason “GIF-scouting.”
Jets
Holdout, Hold-in, Hold Everything
A field guide to NFL contract disputes. Plus: Kyle Shanahan reveals his plan for losing Super Bowl LIX.
Broncos
The Glitchy Minicamp Matrix
Aaron Rodgers? Stefon Diggs? Alvin Kamara? Justin Herbert? If you are experiencing deja vu all over again, you are not alone.
Mailbag
Ranking the NFL GM's, Sorta
The first-ever Too Deep Mailbag has arrived! Find GM rankings, my "Commish for a Day" agenda, Eagles and Vikings hand-wringing, and much more!