Bengals
Bengals and Titans Offseason Previews
The NFL's cheapest team and its least interesting team are carpooling in our offseason preview series.
Titans
Raiders
The Man in the Blue Flannel Hot Dog Suit
Brandon Beane wins a power struggle in Buffalo. The Dolphins become a Packers subsidiary. Tom Brady turns the College Football Championship into a ring-kissing ceremony. Business as usual in the NFL.
Mailbag
Giants, Saints & Titans Masochism (Mailbag Part 1)
Is Brian Daboll toast? Is Brian Callahan the new Rich Kotite? Has the Too Deep Zone run out of Saints salary cap jokes? The answer to these questions and more in Part 1 of Week 4 Mailbag.
Caleb Williams
When Goofus Met Gallant
J.J. McCarthy looked like a Very Vikings Quarterback in his NFL debut. Caleb Williams looked better than last year ... but still not good enough.
Colts
Closing Arguments: The Stinky-Poo Teams
How bad will bad be in 2025? The Saints, Browns and other bottom-feeders are about to find out.
Giants
Shedeur Sanders' Slide is Your Fault, Papa Prime
NFL teams don't want to deal with Shedeur's overbearing stage daddy. Plus: the happy Cam Ward/Titans marriage, the Giants make another terrible mistake, and lots of other first-round observations!
Kirk Cousins
If You Love Myles Garrett, Set Him Free
The 1st overall pick in the draft is up for grabs. Myles Garrett is not. Get more news from the Combine with the Too Deep Zone NFL Executive-to-Earthling Translator!
Patriots
Introducing Malibu Belichick ... Now With NEW Hat!
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss?
Kirk Cousins
Kirk, Corked
StatWatch gets you ready for Week 2 with Titans blown blocks, Bengals missed tackles and the Incredible Disappearing Kirk Cousins Play-Action Package.
Walkthrough
Last Chance Prospect Szn.
Walkthrough rounds up former first-round picks with something to prove, veteran defenders on rebuilding teams going ham, and quarterbacks who are doing just fine, nothing to worry about, really.
Walkthrough
Walkthrough Preview: Ranking the Ranking Rankings
Winning without a #1 receiver, taking the 49ers temperature and learning to flush QB rankings before thinking about them for more then six nanoseconds.
All-Time Top Fives
Titans/Oilers All-Time Top 5 QBs: Dante's Angels
Warren Moon changes the NFL, Steve McNair comes up one yard short, and Dan Pastorini sees a message on a mirror.