Jets
Failure Lubricates the Coaching Carousel
Bottom feeders feast on the corpse of the Lions, Mark Davis slips and calls Tom Brady "Dad," and Jerrah interviews whoever is nearby so he can go back to napping in his chair.
Patriots
Patriots
Introducing Malibu Belichick ... Now With NEW Hat!
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss?
Seahawks
Michael Penix, Jayden Daniels and Other Babes in Toyland
In which your author, a consummate professional, saves all his whining about the Eagles loss until about 3,000 words in.
Patriots
Sickened By a League He's Too Good For, Bill Belichick Plans to Make the NFL Jealous
A Too Deep Zone guest columnist with lots of insider connections explains why Bill Belichick is better and smarter than the league which shunned him.
Patriots
TankWatch: New England Patriots
Bill Belichick was too hard. Jerod Mayo thinks the team is now too soft. Is Drake Maye just right?
Walkthrough
Quarterlambs to the Slaughter
Drake Maye, Spencer Rattler and other young QBs provide fresh meat for hungry defenders, the Lions win a blowout but lose Aidan Hutchinson, and much more in this Week 6 NFL Walkthrough.
Mailbag
Unrelenting Skepticism About Everything: Mailbag, Part II
Daniel Jones, the Bengals, the Patriots offensive line, Caleb Williams double-clutching, Dolphins bull***t, Chiefs officiating and other reasons to abandon all hope. Please like and subscribe!
Kirk Cousins
Kirk, Corked
StatWatch gets you ready for Week 2 with Titans blown blocks, Bengals missed tackles and the Incredible Disappearing Kirk Cousins Play-Action Package.
Walkthrough
Last Chance Prospect Szn.
Walkthrough rounds up former first-round picks with something to prove, veteran defenders on rebuilding teams going ham, and quarterbacks who are doing just fine, nothing to worry about, really.
Jets
Weird Positive Jets Vibes: AFC Draft Assessments
The Jets make the best of the Aaron Rodgers situation, the Patriots do things The Patriots Way, the Steelers prepare for the Wilson-Fields circus, and much more.
Seahawks
NFL Free Agency Assessments Part 2: Eagles Boogaloo
In which I make the Eagles' free agent choices look better by rearranging them, compartmentalize the Jets and take on the three-aspirin Commanders headache.
Kirk Cousins
NFL Free Agency Today: Keeping Up with the Joneses
The Chiefs keep Chris Jones. The Patriots trade Mac Jones. Baker Mayfield stays home. Welcome to pre-pre free agency.