Humor
What if Quarterbacks were Salad Dressings?
If you had to pour an NFL quarterback over just one pile of lettuce and cucumbers, which one would you choose?
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NFL
Steele Chambers: Ready, Grilling and Able
The Ohio State linebacker enters the NFL draft with a knack for baiting quarterbacks, an eye for great movies and a pantry full of seasonings.
NFL
Rattler, Hartman, Milton & More: Rummaging for Day Three QBs
Don't try to tell one undersized sixth-year transfer with an NIL deal from another without this Too Deep Zone program.
Seahawks
NFL Free Agency Assessments Part 2: Eagles Boogaloo
In which I make the Eagles' free agent choices look better by rearranging them, compartmentalize the Jets and take on the three-aspirin Commanders headache.
Bengals
NFL Free Agency Assessments, Part 1
Or, how I stopped worrying and learned to love the Kirk Cousins signing for both the Falcons and Vikings.
Russell Wilson
Three NFL Teams at the Crossroads
The Steelers are either having a moment of clarity or a midlife crisis. The Rams just lost a legend. And the Saints are no strangers to Faustian bargains.
Ravens
Free Agency Update: By the Pricking of Licht's Thumbs
Baker Mayfield this way comes! And so do running backs, lots of 'em, as we take a look back at a week of transactions, trades and tampering.
Jim Harbaugh
Free Agency Today: Jim Harbaugh, Prince of Denmark
To cut Joey Bosa or not to cut Joey Bosa? That should be an easy question, but the Chargers have made it difficult. Plus, Colts/Titans/Lions notes.
Commanders
Tampering Tuesday: TFW Even the Giants Look Down on You
The Brian Burns trade leaves the Panthers flatlining, while the Falcons double down on their Kirk Cousins investment and the Commanders sign ... everyone.
Kirk Cousins
Tampering Monday: Kirk Cousins and the Factory of Blandness
A recap of NFL pre-agency Monday featuring Cousins, Saquon Barkley, Russell Wilson and other usual suspects.
Kirk Cousins
NFL Free Agency Today: Keeping Up with the Joneses
The Chiefs keep Chris Jones. The Patriots trade Mac Jones. Baker Mayfield stays home. Welcome to pre-pre free agency.
Newsletter
Jets All-Time Top 5 QBs: Guarantees and Comebacks
Chad Pennington gets feisty, Vinny Testaverde gets old, Ken O'Brien gets booed. Guess who gets the girl.