NFL Draft 2025
NFC Draft Performance Assessments 2025
The Lions go Tantric, Jerry Jones goes woke, the Falcons see double and Howie Roseman plays draft-pick pinochle. Assessments for all 16 NFC teams!
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Giants
Shedeur Sanders' Slide is Your Fault, Papa Prime
NFL teams don't want to deal with Shedeur's overbearing stage daddy. Plus: the happy Cam Ward/Titans marriage, the Giants make another terrible mistake, and lots of other first-round observations!
NFL Draft 2025
Stop the Draft Coverage. I Want to Get Off.
Life comes full circle as NFL Draft Szn approaches its terrifying climax.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96: The Master List
Like it says: this is the master list for the Too Deep 96 for the 2025 NFL draft.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #96: Tyler Shough and Jalen Milroe (Tie)
Our draft coverage wraps up with a pair of maybe-sorta semi-viable quarterback quasi-prospects.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #86-#95: Senior Bowl Standouts and Snubs
From Virginia Tech CB Aeneas Peebles to Buffalo LB Shaun Dolac, a group of prospects who were helped by the predraft process -- or were conspicuous in their absence from it.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #76-#85: Welcome to the Round of Fun
Get to know SMU RB Brashard Smith, TCU all-purpose frog Savion Williams and other fun third-round gadgets for the team that has everything.
NFL Draft 2025
Metaphysical Draft Needs 2025
The Chiefs need serenity. The Seahawks need clarity. The Lions need to stop edging at edge rusher. Discover your team's deepest, DEEPEST needs.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #66-76: Massive Mountains of Man Meat
First Miami TE Elijah Arroyo, then lots of Hog Mollies and toolsy edge rushers. It's that kind of draft, folks.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #65: Jaxson Dart is Here, He's Kinda OK, and You're Never Too Desperate
This draft class' most polarizing prospect is a beauty in the eyes of some beholders. It all comes down to which games you watched.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #61-#64: Round Up the Rebels
Draft profiles on Ole Miss stars Trey Amos, Pooh Paul, Princely Umanmeilen and Tre Harris, with music by Tori Amos and Citizen Cope.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #52-#60: A Run on Running Backs
Come for RBs Bhayshul Tuten, Dylan Sampson and Cam Skattebo. Stay for the bear crawls and nord punches.