All-Time Top Fives
Eagles All-Time Top 5 QBs: Polish Rifles and Ultimate Weapons
Cliff's Notes for the Donovan McNabb era, the Dutchman sails again, Jalen Hurts climbs the standings and much more.
Eagles
Walkthrough
The Eagles Pessimism Playbook
Walkthrough douses the Skip Bayless and Wale Eagles endorsements with ice water. Plus: QB takes from the final preseason weekend and Pro Football Hall of Fame bureaucracy run amok.
Commanders
Cowboys Nightmares, Eagles Anxieties
The NFC East is the land of cheapskates, basketball billionaires and lame ducks. Also, the Giants.
Cowboys
Eagles Erotica, Atlanta Fail-cons: NFC Draft Assessments
Also: the Cowboys avoid RBs, the Bears get weird on Day Three, and the Brandon Aiyuk hostage situation continues.
Mailbag
Ranking the NFL GM's, Sorta
The first-ever Too Deep Mailbag has arrived! Find GM rankings, my "Commish for a Day" agenda, Eagles and Vikings hand-wringing, and much more!
Seahawks
NFL Free Agency Assessments Part 2: Eagles Boogaloo
In which I make the Eagles' free agent choices look better by rearranging them, compartmentalize the Jets and take on the three-aspirin Commanders headache.
Ravens
Free Agency Update: By the Pricking of Licht's Thumbs
Baker Mayfield this way comes! And so do running backs, lots of 'em, as we take a look back at a week of transactions, trades and tampering.
Commanders
Tampering Tuesday: TFW Even the Giants Look Down on You
The Brian Burns trade leaves the Panthers flatlining, while the Falcons double down on their Kirk Cousins investment and the Commanders sign ... everyone.
Kirk Cousins
Tampering Monday: Kirk Cousins and the Factory of Blandness
A recap of NFL pre-agency Monday featuring Cousins, Saquon Barkley, Russell Wilson and other usual suspects.
Kirk Cousins
NFL Free Agency Today: Keeping Up with the Joneses
The Chiefs keep Chris Jones. The Patriots trade Mac Jones. Baker Mayfield stays home. Welcome to pre-pre free agency.
Giants
NFL Offseason Nonsense Index
From Saquon to Cousins and beyond: a guide to the offseason stories you will hear a lot about, as opposed to the ones you care a lot about.