Seahawks
Howie Roseman's Delivery Service*
The Eagles lock down Saquon Barkley and Darius Slay, the Chiefs choose Trey Smith over Joe Thuney, and other notes from a frenetic NFL Wednesday.
Eagles
Kirk Cousins
If You Love Myles Garrett, Set Him Free
The 1st overall pick in the draft is up for grabs. Myles Garrett is not. Get more news from the Combine with the Too Deep Zone NFL Executive-to-Earthling Translator!
Saquon Barkley
Jalen Hurts ... Hall of Famer??? (Mailbag Pt. 1)
No, Too Deep Zone has not been drinking Eagles Kool-Aid. Just lots of beer. Enough, perhaps, to flood Lincoln Financial Field.
Chiefs
Sploosh.
They're the Eagles. The f**king Eagles. No one likes them. They don't care. And they just obliterated a team most of you hate even more. Brace for some extreme homerism.
Commanders
Metaphysical Musings on Super Bowl LVII, Episode II: Super Bowl LIX
The Eagles vanquished their inner demons. The Chiefs' Death Star blew up Ice Planet Buffalo again. Get ready for the sequel/reboot/rematch that most of the NFL world really wasn't clamoring for.
Commanders
Informative, Interesting, Relevant Statistics (For Once)!
The Commanders' supersonic offense, the Bills' hoplite tactics, Zack Baun slams the screen shut, and ... a Chiefs penalty advantage SMOKING GUN!?!?!?!?!?!?
Commanders
Ice Station Allen and the Saquon Sleighride
The Bills outlast the Ravens. Saquon Barkley runs wild in the snow. The Chiefs complete their heel turn. And the Commanders ... wait, the COMMANDERS???
Mailbag
Do These Punting Stats and Rush References Make Me Look Sexy? (Mailbag Pt. 2)
Also: Iggles anxieties and schadenfreude, some Hall of Fame discussion, a few personal musings, and eight playoff teams walk into a bar ..
Commanders
Wild Card Weekend: Come On, Vamonos
The Commanders upset the Buccaneers, the Ravens and Bills brace for a rematch, the Eagles clobber the Packers and Dora the Explorer trolls the Texans.
Commanders
Rematch Junction: Jumbo NFC North Preview
The Packers and Commanders hope to upset the teams that beat them in the season openers, while the Vikings seek a rematch with the Rams in Los Angeles.
Chiefs
How the Vikings Saved Week 18
The Vikings set themselves up for an epic season finale, Saquon Barkley tops 2,000 yards, the Buccaneers keep the NFC South interesting-ish, and the AFC ... is definitely a conference, too.
Seahawks
Michael Penix, Jayden Daniels and Other Babes in Toyland
In which your author, a consummate professional, saves all his whining about the Eagles loss until about 3,000 words in.