Bengals
The Brock Purdy Depravation Experiment and Other Terrible Ideas
The 49ers go full Gift of the Magi with Brock Purdy, the Bengals and Cowboys begin to plan, and Isaiah Bond is Agent 004.39.
Cowboys
Broncos
Wild Frogs, Starbucks Brawls and Duck Tales: the 2025 NFL Combine Forty Awards!
Anyone can tell you who ran the best 40. Only Too Deep Zone spotlights the Best Tattoo, Best Bling, Worst Drip and Dumbest Conversation About Ducks.
Raiders
All Smiles and Glory Holes: Coaching Carousel Wrap-Up
Secret liaisons, swapped-out sugar daddies and coaches with "good baggage" reveal the repressed Freudian undercarriage of the NFL's psyche.
Jets
Failure Lubricates the Coaching Carousel
Bottom feeders feast on the corpse of the Lions, Mark Davis slips and calls Tom Brady "Dad," and Jerrah interviews whoever is nearby so he can go back to napping in his chair.
Cowboys
TankWatch: Dallas Cowboys
Jerry Jones ain't going anywhere, folks. So what can the Cowboys do to regain their dignity and return to the playoffs in 2025?
Seahawks
How The West Was Blargh.
A deep dive into the division no one wants to win, a look at the last days of Danny Dimes, a Cowboys-Commanders game that was entirely too silly, and Saquon, Saquon, Saquon!!!
Commanders
The Once and Future McCaffrey
If The Mac triumphantly returns and the 49ers can still barely beat a middleweight, does it make a ripple in the NFC playoff chase? Also: Eagles clobber Cowboys, Jets surrender, and much more.
Walkthrough
The Falcons May Be a Supe... Suprr ... I Cannot Bear to type It.
Falcons respect, Cowboys roasting, breakdowns of the Ravens/Bills wins, and why Nick Sirianni has zucchini for brains.
Mailbag
Jets/Cowboys/Browns Schadenfreude Showdown! (Mailbag Pt 1)
Fixing the Cowboys, rubbernecking at the Jets, reappraising the Browns, explicating Bryce Young and much more!
Commanders
How to Clinch a Division Before Halloween Without Really Trying.
Step 1: Play in the NFC or AFC South. Step 2: Don't utterly stink. Step 3: Sweep your top rival. Step 4: Revel in your brief autumn window of relevance.
Cowboys
Lions, Vikings, Ravens, Puppies, Kittens, Babies and Vibes
The Lions pass rush is in deep doo-doo. The Ravens are unstoppable in the trenches. Amari Cooper is 100% Deshaun free. And the NFC vibes remain ... strange.
Walkthrough
Quarterlambs to the Slaughter
Drake Maye, Spencer Rattler and other young QBs provide fresh meat for hungry defenders, the Lions win a blowout but lose Aidan Hutchinson, and much more in this Week 6 NFL Walkthrough.