Chiefs
Witch Too Anne Dough Team Czar Four Eel?
Read the headline aloud! A rogue's gallery of welterweights have started the season 2-0. Walkthrough is here to set some realistic expectations for everyone from the Vikings to the Chargers.
Chargers
Seahawks
Undefeated. And it Feels So Brief.
Chargers fullbacks, Seahawks safeties, the Kuppization of Chris Godwin and other tales from less-than-likely 1-0 teams.
Walkthrough
The Eagles Pessimism Playbook
Walkthrough douses the Skip Bayless and Wale Eagles endorsements with ice water. Plus: QB takes from the final preseason weekend and Pro Football Hall of Fame bureaucracy run amok.
Walkthrough
Walkthrough Preview: Ranking the Ranking Rankings
Winning without a #1 receiver, taking the 49ers temperature and learning to flush QB rankings before thinking about them for more then six nanoseconds.
All-Time Top Fives
Chargers All-Time Top 5 QBs: Mountain Men and Social Media Sensations
Dan Fouts nearly retires too soon, John Hadl gets dissed by Hank Stram, Stan Humphries gets body shamed, and the Herbert Hive suffers colony collapse.
Broncos
The Glitchy Minicamp Matrix
Aaron Rodgers? Stefon Diggs? Alvin Kamara? Justin Herbert? If you are experiencing deja vu all over again, you are not alone.
Seahawks
NFL Free Agency Assessments Part 2: Eagles Boogaloo
In which I make the Eagles' free agent choices look better by rearranging them, compartmentalize the Jets and take on the three-aspirin Commanders headache.
Jim Harbaugh
Free Agency Today: Jim Harbaugh, Prince of Denmark
To cut Joey Bosa or not to cut Joey Bosa? That should be an easy question, but the Chargers have made it difficult. Plus, Colts/Titans/Lions notes.
Giants
NFL Offseason Nonsense Index
From Saquon to Cousins and beyond: a guide to the offseason stories you will hear a lot about, as opposed to the ones you care a lot about.