Commanders
How to Clinch a Division Before Halloween Without Really Trying.
Step 1: Play in the NFC or AFC South. Step 2: Don't utterly stink. Step 3: Sweep your top rival. Step 4: Revel in your brief autumn window of relevance.
49ers
aaron rodgers
If You Can't Win the Super Bowl, Win the Soap Opera
The Lions survive the Vikings, the 49ers reach DEFCON 2, the Packers white out their mistakes, and Aaron Rodgers and Russell Wilson party like it's 2014.
Walkthrough
Ghost Hunters International
Sam Darnold exorcises his demons, Lamar Jackson engineers a comeback, the Texans avoid penalties (for half an hour) and the 49ers are overcome by adversity (again) in this Week 5 NFL Walkthrough!
Cowboys
Will the Least Self-Destructive NFC Contender Please Stand Up?
The Eagles win despite themselves. The 49ers suffer a crushing loss. The Cowboys attempt the former but end up doing the latter. Oh, and the Vikings are 3-0. Confused yet? Walkthrough can help.
Texans
Predictions, Proclamations and Position Statements
An obligatory "Hey, the season is here!" post with a few award predictions, messages for subscribers and official policy statements on a few controversial quarterbacks.
Jets
Holdout, Hold-in, Hold Everything
A field guide to NFL contract disputes. Plus: Kyle Shanahan reveals his plan for losing Super Bowl LIX.
Walkthrough
Walkthrough Preview: Ranking the Ranking Rankings
Winning without a #1 receiver, taking the 49ers temperature and learning to flush QB rankings before thinking about them for more then six nanoseconds.
Seahawks
NFL Free Agency Assessments Part 2: Eagles Boogaloo
In which I make the Eagles' free agent choices look better by rearranging them, compartmentalize the Jets and take on the three-aspirin Commanders headache.