Jets
Weird Positive Jets Vibes: AFC Draft Assessments
The Jets make the best of the Aaron Rodgers situation, the Patriots do things The Patriots Way, the Steelers prepare for the Wilson-Fields circus, and much more.
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Cowboys
Eagles Erotica, Atlanta Fail-cons: NFC Draft Assessments
Also: the Cowboys avoid RBs, the Bears get weird on Day Three, and the Brandon Aiyuk hostage situation continues.
NFL
Holy Forking Shirtballs: 6 QBs in the Top 12 Picks!
A six-pack of QBs got drafted in the first round, including the Ultimate Zoomer, RG3 2.0 and the latest #FalconsFail. Plus, a startling confession about Marvin Harrison Jr. and much, much more.
Newsletter
Final 75,000 Prospect NFL Draft Big Board
Featuring Eastwestern Michigan punter/linebacker Engleburp Pumpernickel, a D-III quarterback with a cyborg (non-throwing) arm, and other deeeeep sleepers!
NFL
Metaphysical Draft Needs
The Cowboys need a wake-up call. The Bears need urgency. The Vikings need closure. Experience draft needs that go beyond position groups and cut to the roots of each team's deepest problems.
Mailbag
Ranking the NFL GM's, Sorta
The first-ever Too Deep Mailbag has arrived! Find GM rankings, my "Commish for a Day" agenda, Eagles and Vikings hand-wringing, and much more!
NFL
McCarthyMania
If I tell you that Michigan's J.J. McCarthy offers more than It-factor and wInZ, am I merely succumbing to the allure of his It-factor and wInZ?
NFL
Ultimate Quarterback Stat Pack: Jayden Daniels Rules
Dive deep into the stats and splits for Daniels, Caleb Williams, J.J. McCarthy, Drake Maye and others to discover hidden secrets and learn whose scouting reports may be filled with helium.
NFL
The Ultimate Mock Draft Simulator!
Get ready for seven rounds of fun as Too Deep Zone mocks the draft with pinpoint accuracy, then has an existential crisis about the whole experience. (Existential crises are fun, right?)
NFL
The Stefon Diggs Trade: the Bills Pass the Baton
The Texans are now officially the NFL's Next Big Thing. But where does that leave the Bills?
Dak Prescott
How NOT to Solve the Dak Prescott Problem
The first step is admitting that there should not even be a problem.
Humor
What if Quarterbacks were Salad Dressings?
If you had to pour an NFL quarterback over just one pile of lettuce and cucumbers, which one would you choose?