Ravens
False Start, Houston Texans. Repeat Ad Nauseum.
StatWatch looks at the rise in motion and shift penalties around the NFL and what impact penalties are having on the Texans, Ravens, Dolphins and other teams.
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Adventures In Boat Racing: NFL Walkthrough Week 4
A stunning Ravens blowout, statement wins by the Vikings and Buccaneers, vengeance denied for Aaron Rodgers, Eagles pessimism, Steelers skepticism and much more!
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Unrelenting Skepticism About Everything: Mailbag, Part II
Daniel Jones, the Bengals, the Patriots offensive line, Caleb Williams double-clutching, Dolphins bull***t, Chiefs officiating and other reasons to abandon all hope. Please like and subscribe!
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Decreased Scoring, Derrick Henry and Metallica: Mailbag Part 1
Plus, how to tell if your favorite 3-0 team has staying power and some nominees for the Position Coach Hall of Fame.
Cowboys
Will the Least Self-Destructive NFC Contender Please Stand Up?
The Eagles win despite themselves. The 49ers suffer a crushing loss. The Cowboys attempt the former but end up doing the latter. Oh, and the Vikings are 3-0. Confused yet? Walkthrough can help.
NFL
League of Extra Ordinary Quarterbacks
An All-New, All-Different Giant-Sized Special about the Strangest Heroes of All! Hang onto your hats, True Believers!
Panthers
TankWatch: Carolina Panthers
Bryce Young has been benched. Now what?
Chiefs
Witch Too Anne Dough Team Czar Four Eel?
Read the headline aloud! A rogue's gallery of welterweights have started the season 2-0. Walkthrough is here to set some realistic expectations for everyone from the Vikings to the Chargers.
Kirk Cousins
Kirk, Corked
StatWatch gets you ready for Week 2 with Titans blown blocks, Bengals missed tackles and the Incredible Disappearing Kirk Cousins Play-Action Package.
Seahawks
Undefeated. And it Feels So Brief.
Chargers fullbacks, Seahawks safeties, the Kuppization of Chris Godwin and other tales from less-than-likely 1-0 teams.
Walkthrough
Dak v. Deshaun: Dawn of Kismet
Walkthrough weighs in on A Tale of Two Quarter-Billion-Dollar QBs, gets physical with the Rams and Bears, summarizes the rookie QBs and braces for another Falcons season. Plus Week 1 Awards and more!