Mailbag
Decreased Scoring, Derrick Henry and Metallica: Mailbag Part 1
Plus, how to tell if your favorite 3-0 team has staying power and some nominees for the Position Coach Hall of Fame.
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Cowboys
Will the Least Self-Destructive NFC Contender Please Stand Up?
The Eagles win despite themselves. The 49ers suffer a crushing loss. The Cowboys attempt the former but end up doing the latter. Oh, and the Vikings are 3-0. Confused yet? Walkthrough can help.
NFL
League of Extra Ordinary Quarterbacks
An All-New, All-Different Giant-Sized Special about the Strangest Heroes of All! Hang onto your hats, True Believers!
Panthers
TankWatch: Carolina Panthers
Bryce Young has been benched. Now what?
Chiefs
Witch Too Anne Dough Team Czar Four Eel?
Read the headline aloud! A rogue's gallery of welterweights have started the season 2-0. Walkthrough is here to set some realistic expectations for everyone from the Vikings to the Chargers.
Kirk Cousins
Kirk, Corked
StatWatch gets you ready for Week 2 with Titans blown blocks, Bengals missed tackles and the Incredible Disappearing Kirk Cousins Play-Action Package.
Seahawks
Undefeated. And it Feels So Brief.
Chargers fullbacks, Seahawks safeties, the Kuppization of Chris Godwin and other tales from less-than-likely 1-0 teams.
Walkthrough
Dak v. Deshaun: Dawn of Kismet
Walkthrough weighs in on A Tale of Two Quarter-Billion-Dollar QBs, gets physical with the Rams and Bears, summarizes the rookie QBs and braces for another Falcons season. Plus Week 1 Awards and more!
Texans
Predictions, Proclamations and Position Statements
An obligatory "Hey, the season is here!" post with a few award predictions, messages for subscribers and official policy statements on a few controversial quarterbacks.
NFL
Groping for Garoppolo: the 2024 NFL Backup QB Rankings
How screwed is your team if the starter gets hurt? COMPLETELY screwed, of course. But these laser-accurate backup quarterback rankings can help you determine how completely.
Newsletter
The Amusement Park Falls Cold and Dark
The end of summer can also be the end of an era.
All-Time Top Fives
Eagles All-Time Top 5 QBs: Polish Rifles and Ultimate Weapons
Cliff's Notes for the Donovan McNabb era, the Dutchman sails again, Jalen Hurts climbs the standings and much more.