NFL
Metaphysical Draft Needs
The Cowboys need a wake-up call. The Bears need urgency. The Vikings need closure. Experience draft needs that go beyond position groups and cut to the roots of each team's deepest problems.
Mike Tanier
Mailbag
Ranking the NFL GM's, Sorta
The first-ever Too Deep Mailbag has arrived! Find GM rankings, my "Commish for a Day" agenda, Eagles and Vikings hand-wringing, and much more!
NFL
McCarthyMania
If I tell you that Michigan's J.J. McCarthy offers more than It-factor and wInZ, am I merely succumbing to the allure of his It-factor and wInZ?
NFL
Ultimate Quarterback Stat Pack: Jayden Daniels Rules
Dive deep into the stats and splits for Daniels, Caleb Williams, J.J. McCarthy, Drake Maye and others to discover hidden secrets and learn whose scouting reports may be filled with helium.
NFL
The Ultimate Mock Draft Simulator!
Get ready for seven rounds of fun as Too Deep Zone mocks the draft with pinpoint accuracy, then has an existential crisis about the whole experience. (Existential crises are fun, right?)
NFL
The Stefon Diggs Trade: the Bills Pass the Baton
The Texans are now officially the NFL's Next Big Thing. But where does that leave the Bills?
Dak Prescott
How NOT to Solve the Dak Prescott Problem
The first step is admitting that there should not even be a problem.
Humor
What if Quarterbacks were Salad Dressings?
If you had to pour an NFL quarterback over just one pile of lettuce and cucumbers, which one would you choose?
NFL
Steele Chambers: Ready, Grilling and Able
The Ohio State linebacker enters the NFL draft with a knack for baiting quarterbacks, an eye for great movies and a pantry full of seasonings.
NFL
Rattler, Hartman, Milton & More: Rummaging for Day Three QBs
Don't try to tell one undersized sixth-year transfer with an NIL deal from another without this Too Deep Zone program.
Seahawks
NFL Free Agency Assessments Part 2: Eagles Boogaloo
In which I make the Eagles' free agent choices look better by rearranging them, compartmentalize the Jets and take on the three-aspirin Commanders headache.
Bengals
NFL Free Agency Assessments, Part 1
Or, how I stopped worrying and learned to love the Kirk Cousins signing for both the Falcons and Vikings.