Chiefs
Witch Too Anne Dough Team Czar Four Eel?
Read the headline aloud! A rogue's gallery of welterweights have started the season 2-0. Walkthrough is here to set some realistic expectations for everyone from the Vikings to the Chargers.
Mike Tanier
Kirk Cousins
Kirk, Corked
StatWatch gets you ready for Week 2 with Titans blown blocks, Bengals missed tackles and the Incredible Disappearing Kirk Cousins Play-Action Package.
Seahawks
Undefeated. And it Feels So Brief.
Chargers fullbacks, Seahawks safeties, the Kuppization of Chris Godwin and other tales from less-than-likely 1-0 teams.
Walkthrough
Dak v. Deshaun: Dawn of Kismet
Walkthrough weighs in on A Tale of Two Quarter-Billion-Dollar QBs, gets physical with the Rams and Bears, summarizes the rookie QBs and braces for another Falcons season. Plus Week 1 Awards and more!
Texans
Predictions, Proclamations and Position Statements
An obligatory "Hey, the season is here!" post with a few award predictions, messages for subscribers and official policy statements on a few controversial quarterbacks.
NFL
Groping for Garoppolo: the 2024 NFL Backup QB Rankings
How screwed is your team if the starter gets hurt? COMPLETELY screwed, of course. But these laser-accurate backup quarterback rankings can help you determine how completely.
Newsletter
The Amusement Park Falls Cold and Dark
The end of summer can also be the end of an era.
All-Time Top Fives
Eagles All-Time Top 5 QBs: Polish Rifles and Ultimate Weapons
Cliff's Notes for the Donovan McNabb era, the Dutchman sails again, Jalen Hurts climbs the standings and much more.
Walkthrough
The Eagles Pessimism Playbook
Walkthrough douses the Skip Bayless and Wale Eagles endorsements with ice water. Plus: QB takes from the final preseason weekend and Pro Football Hall of Fame bureaucracy run amok.
Mailbag
Mailbag! Falcons! Jets! Dan Campbell! Kickoffs! Aesthetics! Doggos!
Also: Sean Clifford, run-pass ratios, alternate Browns history, Civ VII, coaching trees and far too many other topics and tangents. -
Chiefs
Tales from the Bubble
A roundup of fading prospects, practice squad hopefuls and cancer survivors battling for NFL roster spots as the preseason comes to a close.
Walkthrough
Calling the QB Races; Circling the Giants Drain; the Splendiferous Caleb Williams
Walkthrough predicts the winners of the Raiders/Broncos/other quarterback competitions while debating the merits of preseason “GIF-scouting.”