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A Thanksgiving Message from Too Deep Zone
I'm thankful in so many ways ...
Mike Tanier
Cowboys
TankWatch: Dallas Cowboys
Jerry Jones ain't going anywhere, folks. So what can the Cowboys do to regain their dignity and return to the playoffs in 2025?
Seahawks
How The West Was Blargh.
A deep dive into the division no one wants to win, a look at the last days of Danny Dimes, a Cowboys-Commanders game that was entirely too silly, and Saquon, Saquon, Saquon!!!
Down The Stretch
Tick-Tock Goes the Eagles Doomsday Clock
When will the Eagles implode? Sunday against the Rams? In the Wild Card round? NEVER? Too Deep Zone tries to cut through the doomerism and look at the facts. And kinda-sorta succeeds.
Cardinals
All Hail the Arizona Cardinals
A noteworthy Cardinals team? That's about as likely as hail in the desert. Wait ... what happened now?
Bengals
Why Do the Ravens and 49ers Keep Slapping Themselves?
Week 11 Walkthrough looks at two would-be bullies who aren't so tough when you stand up to them. Plus: the SNF showdown, Bills-Chiefs thrills, the Tebowization of Anthony Richardson and more.
49ers
Self-Indulgent Prattle about Justin Herbert and Brock Purdy, Part XXXVIII
They're fine. They really are.
Bengals
The Epic Two-Month, 13-team NFL Battle for Seventh Place
Teams like the Bengals, Dolphins, Buccaneers, Colts, Packers and more are scrambling for a handful of remaining playoff slots. Find out who has the edge.
Raiders
TankWatch: Las Vegas Raiders
Antonio Pierce has failed to fill the franchise's leadership void. Who will be next? Tom Brady? Deion Sanders? Or will Mark Davis finally graduate from Fredo Corleone to Godfather?
Commanders
The Once and Future McCaffrey
If The Mac triumphantly returns and the 49ers can still barely beat a middleweight, does it make a ripple in the NFC playoff chase? Also: Eagles clobber Cowboys, Jets surrender, and much more.
All-Time Top Fives
Washington All-Time Top-5 QBs (Part 2): Bizarre Love Triangle
In which Sonny Jurgensen, Joe Theismann and Billy Kilmer become the most dysfunctional throuple in NFL history.
All-Time Top Fives
Washington All-Time Top 5 QBs (Part 1): Sonny and Sammy
Part 1 of the Washington saga covers the greatest all-around player of his era and the best pure passer of his generation.