Commanders
Informative, Interesting, Relevant Statistics (For Once)!
The Commanders' supersonic offense, the Bills' hoplite tactics, Zack Baun slams the screen shut, and ... a Chiefs penalty advantage SMOKING GUN!?!?!?!?!?!?
Commanders
The Commanders' supersonic offense, the Bills' hoplite tactics, Zack Baun slams the screen shut, and ... a Chiefs penalty advantage SMOKING GUN!?!?!?!?!?!?
Jets
Bottom feeders feast on the corpse of the Lions, Mark Davis slips and calls Tom Brady "Dad," and Jerrah interviews whoever is nearby so he can go back to napping in his chair.
Commanders
The Bills outlast the Ravens. Saquon Barkley runs wild in the snow. The Chiefs complete their heel turn. And the Commanders ... wait, the COMMANDERS???
Mailbag
Also: Iggles anxieties and schadenfreude, some Hall of Fame discussion, a few personal musings, and eight playoff teams walk into a bar ..
Mailbag
Stopping Derrick Henry, rescuing the Steelers from the Infinite Treadmill, riding the coaching carousel, contextualizing Justin Herbert, and much more.
Patriots
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss?
Commanders
The Commanders upset the Buccaneers, the Ravens and Bills brace for a rematch, the Eagles clobber the Packers and Dora the Explorer trolls the Texans.
Giants
Featuring a poem about Brian Daboll and Joe Schoen, thoughts on Doug Pederson and more.
Commanders
The Packers and Commanders hope to upset the teams that beat them in the season openers, while the Vikings seek a rematch with the Rams in Los Angeles.
Broncos
Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen are seeking postseason redemption and validation (again) while a bunch of defense-first Neanderthals try to take them down before they reach Arrowhead Stadium.
Ravens
The 2024 season saw the redemption of Sam Darnold, the canonization of Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson, the validation of Baker Mayfield and the reinvigoration of Saquon Barkley.
Chiefs
The Vikings set themselves up for an epic season finale, Saquon Barkley tops 2,000 yards, the Buccaneers keep the NFC South interesting-ish, and the AFC ... is definitely a conference, too.