All-Time Top Fives
The Top 5 QBs series is back for its final installments! There are only four teams left to go, and Too Deep Zone promises to get to them before summer arrives. Fans of every team except the Rams, 49ers and Seahawks can find their team’s all-time quarterbacks feature in
free agency
The Patriots and Panthers spent a lot to get a little better. The Lions were quiet ... too quiet. The Seahawks had a mini-stroke. Find out what grade your team earned!
Saints
The path out of salary cap hell is finally within reach. Will the Saints take it, or be led yet again into temptation?
Broncos
...in which kind things are said about the Vikings, Najee Harris, Daniel Jones and other unexpected subjects.
Seahawks
The Bears reinforce their offensive line (again), the Jets embark on a rebound romance, the Seahawks replace Geno with Gen2.0, and much more during Days -1 and 1 of consensual canoodling.
free agency
Too Deep Zone won't waste your time with a long free agent preview. Here's the short-and-sweet skinny on everyone from Ronnie Stanley to Sam Darnold to [insert over-the-hill WR here].
Seahawks
The Eagles lock down Saquon Barkley and Darius Slay, the Chiefs choose Trey Smith over Joe Thuney, and other notes from a frenetic NFL Wednesday.
Bengals
The 49ers go full Gift of the Magi with Brock Purdy, the Bengals and Cowboys begin to plan, and Isaiah Bond is Agent 004.39.
Broncos
Anyone can tell you who ran the best 40. Only Too Deep Zone spotlights the Best Tattoo, Best Bling, Worst Drip and Dumbest Conversation About Ducks.
Kirk Cousins
The 1st overall pick in the draft is up for grabs. Myles Garrett is not. Get more news from the Combine with the Too Deep Zone NFL Executive-to-Earthling Translator!
NFL Draft 2025
Thoughts on Abdul Carter, Jaxson Dart, Aeneas Peebles and the very nature of draft coverage itself.
Chargers
Saucy insider secrets, Chargers and Falcons musings, red zone stats, a (brief) foray into politics, Civilization reviews and memories, and more.