Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #27-#31 Prima Donnas, Genetic Marvels and Midmajor Binkies
We got your skill-position players right here with Mason Taylor, Tetairoa McMillian, Luther Burden, Colston Loveland and Jalen Royals.
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Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #22-#26: Singers, Gamers and Short-Armed Blockers
In which Nic Scourton plays Fortnite, Will Campbell survives the Tale of the Tape and more.
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Too Deep 96 #21: Shedeur Sanders Makes People Stupid
The Colorado QB and son of Coach Daddy Optimus Prime is just talented enough for some team you do not care about to draft in the first round.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #12-#20: From Tyler Warren through Omarion Hampton to (sigh) Mike Green.
Draft profiles on the most unique tight end prospect in many years, some toolsy defenders, a heavy-duty all-purpose RB, and an edge rusher who faced sexual assault allegations.
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Too Deep 96 #8-#11: More Songs about CBs and Edge Rushers
Jahdae Barron, Mikel Williams, Donovan Ezeiruaku and Will Johnson will make life difficult for NFL quarterbacks, assuming they can stay healthy and achieve their potential.
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Too Deep 96 #7: Stop Worrying and Learn to Love Cam Ward's Bombs
Yes, Cam Ward throws up some hero balls. But don't let his Mad Bomber reputation scare you away.
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Too Deep 96 #3-#6 Game-Wreckers Anonymous
Abdul Carter, Derrick Harmon, Mason Graham and Walter Nolen bring the quarterback pain from all angles.
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Too Deep 96 #2: Ashton Jeanty, Suddenly Saquon.
Don't ask what the best RB prospect in years can do for your team. Ask what your team can do for the best RB prospect in years.
Too Deep 96
Too Deep 96 #1: Travis Hunter Breaks the Draft
There hasn't been an NFL prospect like Hunter in half a century. But please, keep nitpicking his footwork or whatever.
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The Pittsburgh Steelers Accidentally Texted Me Their Aaron Rodgers Plans
Steelers leaders included me in a group chat about their plans to spend weeks looking indecisive and desperate.
Too Deep 96
Read My Draft Coverage or I Sic This Dog on You!
A sneak preview of the Too Deep 96! Plus ... Pat McAfee says dumb things, and a bonus essay about department store shopping in 2025.